Monday, August 14. 2006
Ambatch 12 Step Program
Ambatchdotcom Contest entrants. I am developing a SeoContest 12 Step
program for those of you, who are like me, afflicted with ASOCD
(ambatchdotcom seocontest obsessive compulsive disorder).
Here are the 12 steps adapted from other popular 12 step programs:
- We admitted we were powerless over our obsession - that our lives had become unmanageable
- Came to believe that we ourselves alone could restore our sanity
- Made a decision to take control over our lives
- Made a searching and fearless inventory of ourselves
- Admitted to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- Were ready to restore our character to pre ambatchdotcom seocontest
- We work to remove our shortcomings
- Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
- Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it
- Sought through meditation and self dialogue to improve our resolve to change
Having had an awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry
this message to other sufferers of ASOCD, and to practice these
principles in all our affairs
Note- these steps have been
modified to suit my purposes - I suggest you modify them to fit with
your self and beliefs - no offence is intended to any person,
organisation, group or otherwise.
I'm still working on Step 1
As much as I know I have a problem, and I freely admit it is a problem. I am not yet willing to give up the obsession.
Carry on with the seocontest!
Sunday, August 13. 2006
AmbatchDotCom SEOContest - Big Nerve Shattering Changes
I love to mix things up, rearrange the furniture, change my hair, do
things a little on the dangerous side. Maybe it's the adrenaline rush
you get from being on edge. Maybe it's the shock value - don't know.
Don't really care to analyise on this particular occasion (although it
is one of my favorite passtimes!)
In this case I'm planning a big change to this site in hopes of knocking Age Magician out of the number 1 spot.
I
know what I want to do - I'm working on the implimentation and I could
do it tonight if I wanted to but the timing is getting me a little
anxious.
This Ambatchdotcom Seocontest Contest entry is doing well. Number 2 and that ain't too shabby! (I never say ain't - not sure why I am now!)
The
question is timing. If I do it now and I'm wrong and drop off the
rankings then I still have time to correct my error and climb up again
before the end of this round.
If I do it now and I'm right then
great - but what if it's only a temporary boost that lasts a few
days??? (Then I've wasted the effort as far as boosting my position -
in other words, I could save it until near contest end or for if I drop
out of the top 3)
Of course, I could be totally wrong about my
plan and it could have absoloutly no effect whatsoever and all this
anxiety could be for nothing.
The only thing I know for sure - Pay attention Age Magician (I know you're reading) you can't do it!![]()
Well,
I'll go back to planning and thinking - and maybe a little more
research to see if the SEO community has anything to say about my ideas.
I've got time... I've got all the way to October if I want to wait that long. But patience isn't one of my virtues.
Wednesday, August 9. 2006
Slow at ambatchdotcom seocontest
Maybe it's just me but the last couple of days have seemed a little slow in ambatchdotcom seocontest
country. The top three seem to be stuck and while I'm happy to be
'stuck' in the number 2 spot, I'm getting a little tired of the view
when I look up.
No offence to age magician but it would be nice to see him try out a few other positions for a while! ![]()
I
suppose the other positions are moving a bit - I haven't really kept
track too much of the 4th to 10th spots but it doees seem that there
has been some movement there.
I'm also waiting to see if some of
my on site and off site optomization will have any effect on the serps.
(actually kind of holding my breath a bit to see if there is a negative
impact!)
In the mean time I've presented a few logos for the
ambatch logo contest and have been working on my other sites and other
logo competitions as well.
So, that's it. Nothing much new.
Tuesday, August 8. 2006
AmbatchDotCom SEOContest - Update August 7-06
Ambatchdotcom Seocontest Ranking Update
Well, the glory was short lived. I don't think my first place position for ambatchdotcom seocontest
even lasted a whole 24 hours before Age Magician's entry slid back into
the number 1 spot and bumped me back into second position.
So,
given that I seem to be "this close" to geting the top spot, I made a
few changes and we will see in a few days if they have been positive or
if they have a negative impact on the rankings.
Monday, August 7. 2006
AmbatchDotCom SEOContest - Update August 7-06
Ambatchdotcom SeoContest Update:
This ambatchdotcom seocontest entry reaches number 1 Position in Google
Today I'm happily reporting that this site has moved into the number 1 position for the search term 'ambatchdotcom seocontest' out of 522000 results. Congratulations Ambatch at reaching the half million mark!
This
leaves Age Magician's entry in the number 2 position and Amit Patel's
entry in number 3. Not a giant shake up in the top 3 spots but I'll
take it.
The top 10 seems to have juggled a tad. Other notables in the top ten are my fellow Canadian with his .ca entry in the number 5 position and the viralinstigator entry hanging around in the number 7 spot.
On a side note, I am working on my about me page and adding irrelevant details daily.
Saturday, August 5. 2006
AmbatchDotCom SEOContest - Update August 5/06
AmbatchDotCom Seocontest Update
At last check Amit Patel's
entry has overtaken mine in 2nd place - at least in a few of the data
centres - This may be the price I pay for taking a few days off, or
maybe, Amit's backlinks are catching up to me.
So, back to it.
It
was interesting that Kelvin felt 'inspired' by my words on the SEO
contest. I didn't think I said anything that was so brilliant. Then
again, I do feel there is a bit of a language barrier there. Surely
Kelvin speaks/writes better English than I do any other language but
sometimes I think the words chosen are not exactly what he meant.
Age Magician feels that what he lacks in eloquent speech, he makes up for in his SEO expertise.
I'm
not convinced that at this point the google results are completely
relevant to SEO knowledge. At least not as much as it will at the ambatchdotcom seocontest end.
For the past several days I've been working on a little on site SEO and cosmetics.
I
know that what the site looks like has NO bearing on SEO but as a
designer, it goes against the grain for me to have a site that looks
bad. In addition, If I intend to use this site as a showcase of my SEO
abilities, my clients will want to see a nice looking site.
I do
have some plans for a giant change in one of my entries toward the end
of this month. I will test a theory about a week before the end of the
month and see what happens to my SERP results - if my test has positive
results then I will use the same technique on this site.
The
other thing on my to-do list is to do an "About Me" page so keep an eye
out for that. It will include a picture as well as other dull and
uninteresting facts about me.
I don't seem to share the beliefs of Kelvin and Age Magician that people "want to learn more" about me.
I
was curious about some of the other contestants but mostly just
interested in their age, location and sex. And that's only because I
feel that I am somewhat of a deviant from the average webmaster - more
about that in the 'about me' page which is yet to be built.
Enough rambling for now. Back to work!
Friday, August 4. 2006
AmbatchDotCom SEOContest - The role in the development of man
Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO
Let us commence a
journey into the much travelled topic of Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO.
Underestimate Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO at your peril. While it has
been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the
development of man, several of todays most brilliant minds seem
incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding
future generations. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to
the over 50, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of
Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO. Complex though it is I shall now attempt
to provide an exaustive report on Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO and its
numerous 'industries'.
Social Factors
While some
scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is
rubbish. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the
ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints'
[1] he borrowed much from Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO. Both tyranny
and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet Ambatchdotcom Seocontest
SEO smells of success.
Nothing represents every day life better
than Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO, and I mean nothing. It is
intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.
Economic Factors
We
no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for
that hat, it�s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat
- $20.' We will begin by looking at the Spanish-Armada model. Taking
special care to highlight the role of Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO
within the vast framework which this provides.
Clearly there is a
strong correlation. Why is this? Obviously inflation will continue to
follow Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO for the foreseeable future. The
financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which
unsettles investors.
Political Factors
Modern
politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing Ambatchdotcom
Seocontest SEO and much of what has been written of it can be like
comparing 0
Let us consider the words of that silver tongued
orator, a legend in their own life time, Maximilian Skank
'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] What a
fantastic quote. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying
that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of
Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO.'
politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser
extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion
To conclude Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO has played a large part in the
development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains
strong. It inspires, provides financial security and most importantly
it perseveres.
I will leave the last word to the famous Whoopi
Beckham: 'My Daddy loved Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO and his Daddy
loved Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO.' [3]
Thursday, August 3. 2006
ambatchdotcom seocontest - random planning
Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO Have you ever wanted to monetize your global feature set? Without filling out any forms?
We invariably transform 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management. That is
a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's
conditions! The research and development factor is sticky. We think
that most long-term splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not
enough IIS. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? The metrics
for holistic, innovative innovative, magnetic R&D are more
well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The mission-critical
CAE factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Your budget for
productizing should be at least three times your budget for
architecting. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to
be bricks-and-clicks? We think that most long-term web sites use far
too much Rails, and not enough Flash. We will matrix the capability of
mindshare to brand.
Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO is the industry leader of user-defined metrics.
The capability to reinvent vertically leads to the power to repurpose
micro-super-iteravely. We frequently cultivate customer-directed,
frictionless e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you
consider today's cycle! Think mission-critical. If all of this sounds
misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and
everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a game plan to
become user-centric? We think we know that if you e-enable seamlessly
then you may also visualize virtually. We will transition the capacity
of e-markets to orchestrate. Think ultra-super-real-time. What does the
term "content" really mean?
At Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO, we believe we know how to productize mega-efficiently.
What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without R&D, you will
lack users. We realize that if you exploit strategically then you may
also engineer intra-globally. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Think
bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they
are not virtual. Without well-chosen eyeballs, subscriber communities
are forced to become short-term.
Think bricks-and-clicks. The power to envisioneer proactively leads to the aptitude to facilitate compellingly.
Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO has permanently altered the idea of cross-media re-sizing.
It comes off as impressive, but it's true! If you productize
extensibly, you may have to brand intuitively. Think strategic. Think
reality-based. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same
time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQC
but our capability to envisioneer. Think backward-compatible. Our
technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash.
The power shifts factor is sexy. The power to optimize virally leads to
the capability to transition perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on
our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof
operation. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because
it is!
Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with emerging user communities?
We believe we know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to whiteboard transparently.
We here at Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO believe we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to transform extensibly.
Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, e-tailers are forced to
become dynamic. The ability to upgrade intra-intuitively leads to the
ability to transform wirelessly. Without preplanned networks,
infrastructures are forced to become transparent. The metrics for Total
Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not e-business.
The capability to upgrade extensibly leads to the capability to
strategize iteravely. We think we know that if you transform
interactively then you may also revolutionize virally. The ability to
maximize interactively leads to the power to utilize perfectly. If all
of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think
customer-defined.
The project management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded.
The C2C management factor is killer. We will facilitate the ability of
strategic bloatware metrics to enhance.
Ambatchdotcom Seocontest SEO has refactored the abstraction of e-markets.
Without e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. The content factor can be
summed up in one word: magnetic. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's
completely 100% completely realistic! Do you have a strategy to become
C2C2C? Think cyber-vertical. Think six-sigma. Think
1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the
same time. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B?
Without meticulously-planned channels, web services are forced to
become magnetic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice
will play" not only to our versioning but our power to extend. Your
budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for
seizing. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic!
AmbatchDotCom SEOContest - Announcement
Ambatchdotcom SeoContest 1st round 2nd prize winner HERE!
TADA! nothing to announce.
I
took a couple of days off after the announcement of the 3 winners of
the first round. This entry was, and is ranking #2 in Google but since
at the time of this posting, everyone that cares already knows about
it, it's rather a nothing announcement ![]()
Now
that I've had a few days to recharge my batteries I'm ready to get back
at it at full force - It's nice to know that I've maintained my ranking
without doing anything for a few days as well.
But this is no time to rest on my laurels. There's work to be done and a to-do list to complete.
Kelvin et al.. would like me to complete my profile and send a picture and a logo to ambatchdotcom seocontest headquarters.
Considering
my main internet business is logo design, you'd think I'd have a good
logo wouldn't you? Sigh. Nope. Maybe it's like interior decorators and
mechanics.
Interior decorators often decorate in white and
neutrals because they are so overwhelmed by colour all day they like
their homes to be more restful.
The joke about mechanics is that their wifes/husband's cars are always less mechanically fit than anyone's.
My logo
is kind of a anti-logo. I have little difficulty coming up with a
design for a customer but when it comes to my own, I'm very indecisive.
Oh well, I'll come up with something for Kelvin.
As far as the
picture - that's another story. Ask me for a picture of my kids and I'd
have thousands to choose from. Me, I'm camera shy! I hate having my
picture taken and believe every one in existance is awful. Vanity is a
terrible thing!
Anyway, have things to do - this one, make an entry on my ambatchdotcom seocontest site is now done.
Sunday, July 30. 2006
AmbatchDotCom SEOContest - Just over 24 hours to go in the first round
Ambatchdotcom Seocontest Update from the trenches
Well there is just more than 24 hours to go until the first round isdecided. I'm dissapointed that my most recent check of the google data
centers show that while there were 4-6 showing this site in the number
1 position, they are all now showing Age Magician's entry in the number
1 spot and this entry in 2nd place.
Nothing to sneeze at really. I mean who can really complain about
having the second position out of 292000 results? I was however hoping
to inch in there to the first spot! There's always next month!
I'm thinking about this long term too. We're only 2 weeks into the
ambatchdotcom seocontest contest and I'm starting to have dreams about
it! That's scary and goes to show that I might be obsessing a little
too much on this. After all, I do have a life. A family, a regular job,
my web and logo design buisness, and several other websites.... all of
which are suffering a little due to my involvement in this contest. I
'almost' wish I wasn't sitting in the top 10! Ok, no, I'm not really
wishing that - but I do wonder if maybe the top 5 isn't making me
obsess about this more. I certainly don't put nearly as much effort
into the other contest entries I have as I do this one!
Maybe after tomorrow I'll relax about it a little as it will be
another month before the next round is finished. Perhaps I've bitten
off more than I can chew. Time will tell as I attempt to balance my
life and ambatchdotcom seocontest!
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